8 Years of Perfect

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2021

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Today we will let you know how we have gotten through the Armageddon that was this last five years. LOVE. That’s right! I know this isn’t what you expected but here we go.

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0:00.0	Hey guys, this is The Highlander from The Titus Podcast.
0:10.5	This episode is brought to you by Harry's Razors, Fields.com, Richard will protein powder
0:15.6	and our newest sponsor, Bruce, the Bruce Toothbrush Kit.
0:19.2	Check it out at Bruce.com that's BRUUSH.com.
0:23.2	And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.
0:25.5	Hello everyone, I am Christopher Titus and this!
0:28.9	This is The Armageddon Update.
0:30.9	Today I am going to let you know how I have gotten through the Armageddon that was the last
0:35.7	5 years in America.
0:37.7	Love!
0:38.7	That's right, I know this isn't what you expected but here we go.
0:41.6	Rachel Bradley Titus, my lovely wife for 8 years as of today, is what poems, sonnets
0:46.1	and quests are inspired by.
0:47.9	I've told her for years, babe, you are the kind of woman ancient wars were fought over
0:53.2	because you know she'd be fired.
0:56.1	We've been married for 8 years.
0:57.5	And together for 16, those 16 years to me, I felt like two.
1:01.8	To her, I'm sure it felt like nine, but I'll still take that.
1:05.6	Sex is easy, people love is rare.
1:07.4	In my first marriage, both were impossible.
1:09.6	But meeting Rachel pushed me off a cliff and I took an incredible plunge into an all-encompassing
1:15.5	heart exploding love never experienced.
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