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The Political Orphanage
Andrew Heaton
4.9 • 1000 Ratings
🗓️ 12 March 2021
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Comedians Turner Sparks, Michael Ira Kaplan, and Paul Morrissey join the show to explore the week's best underserved headlines, including: a guitar made out of an uncle, and why Yoda is getting Saudi Arabian history textbooks yanked.
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| 0:00.0 | It is Friday and I am not going to be thoughtful anymore. |
| 0:04.9 | I don't even know that I'm going to continue doing legal things with the rest of my day, |
| 0:08.3 | but I know this. I'm not going to do any more thinking or reading. |
| 0:11.9 | I did that earlier in the week in a fine job I did. Now I'm just |
| 0:15.9 | going to discuss funny headlines with my funny friends. That's how I'm going to ease into |
| 0:20.0 | this weekend and I'm going to do it with the always funny always delightful |
| 0:24.9 | Turner Sparks welcome back Turner. Thank you very much and you heat and it's good to |
| 0:29.7 | be back. Good to have you and Mike Kaplan. Hello Mike. |
| 0:35.0 | Happy Friday, Mr. Heen. |
| 0:37.0 | And to you, to you, Mr. Kaplan. |
| 0:39.0 | And I should note, you all are, when your powers powers combine you are the hosts of the |
| 0:44.8 | Lost in America podcast which is part of the world smartest podcasting network on |
| 0:48.9 | which we all are yes we are and you're bringing us up. |
| 0:55.0 | We have to, since we tied ourselves to your ship, we were soaring now. |
| 1:00.0 | Exactly, yes. And you're legally obliged to, that's how podcast networks work. I can if I if I big suits at the network They say get down there getting a heat in studio and need some guests exactly. Are you all bothered that 80% of our budget is paying the executive at our network for our four podcasts? |
| 1:15.5 | I feel like that was a mistake on our part, but all the same though, it's working well for scheduling. |
| 1:21.5 | And... We are joined for the first time by Paul Morrissey. Paul Morrissey is a comedian. |
| 1:26.8 | He is the co-host of Come to Papa Podcast with Tom Papa. |
| 1:30.3 | And wrote headlines for S&L and knows pretty much every comedian I've ever heard of. |
| 1:35.0 | Did I get that right, Paul? |
| 1:37.0 | Well, thanks. I don't think I can legally say anything about S&L since I was just like one of those, |
| 1:42.0 | one of the freelance whatever's but yeah |
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