Frosty Melts in Hell

Good Morning From Hell

Clayton, Vice-President of Hell

Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2025

⏱️ 27 minutes

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This week, holiday icon Frosty The Snowman goes on an unfortunate adventure to the underworld. He stands a snowball’s chance in Hell… because that’s literally what this episode is about. Frosty played by actor Shannon McCormick from RWBY, Red Vs Blue, and RT Shorts! Huge sales at ⁠store.goodmorningfromhell.com⁠! Watch bonus and extras at ⁠goodmorningfromhell.com⁠! Head to http://heroforge.com to give the gift of a custom miniature or custom dice this holiday season. Go to http://monarch.com/gmfh and use code GMFH for 50% off your first year. Produced and hosted by comedians ⁠Chris Demarais⁠ & ⁠Blaine Gibson⁠ from Tales from the Stinky Dragon, Rooster Teeth, & Black Box Down. Edited by ⁠Nicholas Newton⁠. Art by ⁠Andrew Douglas⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Think about cheese.
0:02.0	Make your thoughts cheesier.
0:04.2	Now add 100% chicken breast fillet,
0:06.3	Chipotle sauce and Amadea cheese melt.
0:08.3	And it's giving the new cheesy chicken stack at McDonald's.
0:12.0	Did we mention it's cheesy?
0:13.9	Cheese.
0:15.8	Availments at the 4th of Jan, 2026 from 11am.
0:18.1	Plus and participation may vary.
0:19.2	Subjects availability. Good morning from hell. I am Chris, and I'm dead, and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in the afterlife, and I'm joined, as always, by the younger brother of Satan. Clayton. Oh, ho, ho. Howdy-'s it going everybody? Tis the season yada yada yada. Yeah. Hello everyone. Well, it's pretty hot here in hell, but it is up on earth December. So yeah, it's the festive time of year. I just wish we could get a little bit of that. You know, I am feeling a little bit blue despite my skin tone, which is red. red, yes, of course. You know, I just like, I wouldn't mind every now and then having like a bit
0:57.3	of a snow day. I know hell has frozen over a couple times, you know, we've seen that. But I'm really going in all in this hockey thing, Chris. You know, it's, it's tough when you want to play hockey and there's just no ice.
1:07.3	Yeah.
1:07.8	Is it impacting the game?
1:09.5	Because it's H.E.
1:10.2	Double hockey sticks.
1:11.0	That's the team, right?
1:12.5	Yes, yes.
1:13.1	Hell's hockey team.
1:13.8	And we've grown in numbers. ice. Yeah. Is it impacting the game? Because it's H.E. double hockey sticks. That's the team, right?
1:12.4	Yes, yes. Hell's hockey team. And we've grown in numbers. I actually have a list of people who have bought the new hell hockey jersey over at Stuart I go to Mourge from Hell. We've got Hart, Craig, Christian, which I'm going to have some issues with Christian. You know, he's got Christ in his name. Alex, Stephen, William, Perry, Adam, and Matt
1:27.4	Matt made his name, old caps.
1:29.2	Yeah, are Christians allowed in hell?
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