Good morning from hell. I'm Chris and I'm dead and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in hell.

And I'm joined as always by the younger brother of Satan Clayton.

Yo, yo, what's up? Pappy? There's really no holidays left. Christmas is over. Oh, do we celebrate Boxing Day, Chris? We can., yo, what's up? Happy, uh, there's really no holidays left.

Christmas is over.

Oh, do we celebrate Boxing Day, Chris?

We can.

Come here.

Come here. Yeah, yeah. Boxing day. Yeah, this is Boxing day, right? Yeah, yeah. I think that's how they celebrate it. Yeah. Well, that's how we do it down here, at least. Yeah, last year you just put me in a box and left me.

Oh, I love those little, you know, those holiday traditions that we do, Chris.

We should do that again.

Remind me up to the end of the episode, I'll put you in another box. Smaller this year. Oh, the next year will be smaller and then it'll just keep in smaller. One year where you just put me in a bunch of smaller, like a different piece in a different box. Yeah, those are nesting dolls. We don't call them Russian nesting dolls anymore, though, because, uh, ugh, you know, but yeah. Anyways, I noticed you've got some bling and you've got like a DJ. Turn table? Turn table. Oh my God, Chris. Yeah, no, these old things, yeah, I'm just dusting them off and whipping them out, you know, trying out some new things, you know. I'm just like, a while ago, you know, I was going through my like midlife crisis thing,

and then we kind of, Yeah, I'm just dusting them off and whipping them out, you know, trying some new things, you know.

I'm just like a while ago, you know, I was going through my like midlife crisis thing and then we kind of dropped that whole narrative thing. But I'm going to bring it back for this episode because I'm going to try my hands at music. I'm feeling really good about it. Yeah. And I think I got a good avenue for how I can get into the big leagues. Be up with the big guys, you know, P. Diddy and Sutton.

Well, maybe not P. Diddy, but, you know, the big guys.

He'll be down here, so. Oh, you definitely got to be down here. You'll be down with the big guys. Yeah. But anyways, yeah, man, music career. You're gonna be a DJ? You know, I'm experimenting with all sorts of genres and stuff like that. like that. Here, let me whip you up a quick beat. Here you go. And there it was. What'd you think of that?

Wow. Quick. You always and stuff like that. Here, let me whip you up a quick beat. Here you go.

And there it was. What did you think of that? Wow. Quick. It was quick. But you know what? It's got to start somewhere and I think I'm off to a strong start. Off to a start, certainly. So you said you have an in? Yeah, yeah. I actually, I don't know why he's down here, so we're about to find out. but I've got like one of the biggest musicians you can imagine.

Who's the biggest musician you can think of?

Uh, oh man. I don't know why he's down here, so we're about to find out. But I've got like one of the biggest musicians you can imagine. Who's the biggest musician you can think of?

Oh man. Meatloaf? No, no, a little bit bigger than that, a little bit bigger than meatloaf. He is down here though, but no. Uh, can he Loggins? No. I don't even think he's dead. No? Moby? No. Again, not dead, probably. No. Matchbox 20. Oh my God, oh my God, Chris, no. I'm talking about the biggest of the big. I'm talking about Beethoven. Come on in here. Good morning. Oh, it's me, Ludwig von Beethoven. Oh, wow. I didn't expect the accent, but of course you're from from, where are you from, Beethoven? Germany, of course. Yeah, yeah. A place that is known for not being problematic at all. Yes. Not at all, only known for their music. Yes. That's right. And strudel, yes. I'm not sure why I'm down here either, perhaps because people found out that I put the lewd bat in Ludwig, you know? Oh, that's dirty. Beethoven. Yeah, that's classic Beethoven. I don't hear that well, so I like to watch very much. Oh, yeah. I read that you're partially, you're fully deaf. Is that the case? I mean, how did you do music? Oh, I'm sorry, you were talking to me? Yes, Beethoven.

Yes.

This might be a difficult podcast. So I have to read lip sometimes because I just don't pay attention anymore. Oh, you'd have a total hearing loss or how does that work? Oh, you're talking to me again. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how this works. Sometimes people would think I was deaf because I just stopped paying attention to people.

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