From The Vault: Ye Olde Gossip: The Scandalous Murder Triangle Of Alexander The Great!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 19 September 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 1:02.5 | The Bert Show. |
| 1:03.8 | All right, most people will know Alexander the Great as the guy who created one of the largest empires in history. |
| 1:10.6 | But what I think he should get credit for |
| 1:12.3 | is being the Queen B of the most toxic friend group known to man. |
| 1:17.3 | So toxic, he actually murdered two of his closest confidants. |
| 1:22.9 | Hear ye, hear ye! |
| 1:24.8 | Come forth all Instagram vetties and crypto bros for the most salacious gossip in the whole village. |
| 1:32.3 | Abby's done the work to bring you the old gossip. |
| 1:36.0 | So Alexander the Great was history's original overachiever. |
| 1:40.9 | He conquered half of the known world by 25 and by 30. He's basically the CEO |
| 1:46.0 | of Earth. Like he's out here collecting |
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