From The Vault: Would You Lie To Keep Your Job?
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 9 April 2025
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Acast recommends. |
| 0:02.0 | Hi, my name's Paloma Faith and this is my new show. |
| 0:06.0 | One, two, three, four! |
| 0:07.0 | I'm really mad, sad and bad. |
| 0:10.0 | I've been called mad and bad my whole life. |
| 0:13.0 | I've also had some real moments of sad, so I decided to make a podcast. |
| 0:17.0 | This series, I'll be speaking to my favourite actors, comedians, musicians and thinkers to find out what makes them mad, sad and bad. Out now. |
| 0:27.3 | This is like free therapy for you, wouldn't it? |
| 0:34.7 | A-cast is the home of podcasting, including such shows as, |
| 0:38.5 | blog books, the high performance podcast, and the one you're listening to right now. |
| 0:47.7 | This is The Bird Show. |
| 0:49.7 | So let me vent for just one second on something that happened to me yesterday. |
| 0:54.0 | I'm just going to go ahead and assume that when cars were first manufactured, |
| 0:59.4 | that they put a car horn on there for emergency situations, right? |
| 1:03.8 | So if somebody's about to run into you or they don't see you, |
| 1:08.0 | you use your car horn to go, hey, don't hit me, right? |
| 1:10.9 | All right. |
| 1:11.2 | So that's what they're supposed to be there for. |
| 1:15.1 | Now we know there's the, hey, don't hit me horn. |
| 1:17.2 | And we also know there's the, hey, F you horn. |
| 1:20.1 | Like, if you're merging, somebody's really, when they honk at you, there's no danger |
| 1:25.8 | there. |
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