The Bert Show. The cost for travel sports is ridiculous.

Anybody that has a kid that's in any kind of travel sport or whatsoever, or some of these hobbies are just really super, super expensive.

Knows the cost of these.

And Kay Lee is about to go through this when it comes to soccer and his daughter.

But before we even get into that,

here is a really good snapshot from just Scrametti on Instagram.

He's talking about his kids baseball travel team,

but you can apply this to just about any sport.

All right, parents, listen up.

Congratulations on your son making this elite travel baseball team.

Your weekends belong to me.

Yeah, what's the name of our team?

We're the Thunderbat, Shark, Finn, Dirt Devil, Long Bombers.

That's like four names.

First tournament is a regional in South Florida.

Florida.

It will cost $27,000 per family.

From there, we'll head to Costa Rica and Ecuador for two more tournaments.

I didn't know a passport was going to be part of it.

I don't have a passport.

If we win the second tournament, we get an automatic bid into the Travel Baseball

National Championship Elite Sectional Silver Brackets. Oh, wow. Which is a qualifier for the World Series Travel Baseball International Tournament of Baseball. Where's that? Mumbai. I don't know if we can commit to that much. What's that? You don't know, Jeff? It's just to have a job. Well, you have to call in, won't you? Possibly quit. This is your life now.

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