The Bert Show.

Oh, if you think we're not talking about this on the air, you all are sorely mistaken.

And I love Evie how you thought I was going to be offended, but I embraced it wholeheartedly.

I didn't think you were going to be offended.

Mike, you thought you were going to be offended by the office character that we assigned to you.

But you were also one that said it, right?

I said it, but then they all said, no, no, she's not this character. No, I said yes, and then you came in, you held back.

You were like, I don't know what you'd be.

I wanted to see, because obviously you don't want to give somebody,

and we're talking about the NBC show The Office,

you don't want to give somebody a character that they're going to be offended by.

Like, you know, if you say, oh, you're definitely like a Phyllis,

but they don't like Phyllis. You don't want to offend them that way.

So Abby just called me Toby, too.

I didn't call you Toby. Oh, yeah, did I call you Toby? I definitely.

You're Kelly Kapoor.

All right, so you're, no, he's creed, y'all.

I like that. All right, so, Denise said, we're in the commercial break.

And I guess in the phone screener room where Jackson and Amber and Mikey and the interns are, you all were assigning office characters to members of the bird show.

And we were starting in who did you assigns what characters?

Tommy got,

um,

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