From The Vault: What Tendencies Became Obvious After Moving In Together?
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🗓️ 1 July 2025
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.0 | The headline reads, I'm still thoroughly confused about this. |
| 0:04.6 | Men are sharing women's habits and tendencies that only became obvious after moving in together. |
| 0:12.0 | Okay? |
| 0:12.3 | So ladies, let's play a game of guilty or not guilty. |
| 0:16.6 | Cassie, grab a mic, wait. |
| 0:17.9 | Let's play a game of guilty or not guilty. |
| 0:20.9 | Cassie, grab a mic, way? All right play a game of guilty or not guilty. Cassie, grab a mic, way. |
| 0:22.6 | All right, here are some that came up from dudes. |
| 0:24.7 | Are you guilty or not guilty of this? |
| 0:26.4 | They never finished their drinks. |
| 0:28.5 | I find two cups of half-drunken coffees scattered around the house |
| 0:32.3 | multiple times a week until we run out of coffee cups. |
| 0:36.2 | Guilty. |
| 0:36.8 | Guilty. |
| 0:41.4 | Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. I know that you've come in before and said, it drives bar crazy. Oh my gosh. I will have a collection of cups on my nightstand |
| 0:46.1 | and they're all like either a quarterful or half full. I didn't realize that I did the same thing |
| 0:50.6 | until I had to clean up after myself. I'm messy. Oh my God. I got in your dude. What a pain in the ass roommate I am. I remember getting in your car and you slammed on |
| 0:59.8 | your brakes and all these water bottles just came rushing to a seat. I have drank water bottles. |
| 1:05.7 | All right. Women have a million black hair ties and also none. Guilty or not guilty? Not the black hair ties. I do scrunchies |
| 1:14.2 | because it's like it's soft. It's easier on my hair, but I have a ton of scrunchies. I continue to buy |
| 1:19.6 | more and then when I need one, I can't find one. Guilty. Guilty. But it's not my fault. Why? Because my cat |
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