From The Vault: What’s On Your Anti-Bucket List?
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🗓️ 13 June 2025
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What’s on your anti-bucket list? AKA what are the things you’re committed to NEVER doing for the rest of your life?
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| 0:00.0 | Mm, picnic. What does one take to a picnic? Crisps, dips, sausage rolls. No, come on, think outside the box. |
| 0:11.2 | Mm, napkins? What are you, the mum? No, something a bit more exciting. Something like, I'll have those red scratch cards, please. |
| 0:23.5 | Add some play with National Lottery Scratch cards. |
| 0:27.2 | Search Dream Big, Play, Small, Rules and Procedures Apply. Players must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.8 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:34.8 | All right, homework assignment for us today. Shouldn't take a lot of time at all. You guys know what bucket lists are, right? Yes. These are the items that you absolutely got to do before you're dead. Okay, that is your bucket list. Anybody have a bucket list item you want to share? I'm going to have some bucket list locations I want to go to as far as travel goes. Yeah. Like Greece is there at the top of the list. |
| 0:54.7 | I want to see the pyramids in Egypt so bad. Pitch it forge. That one I checked off. Oh, you did? You did that one. I checked that one off the list. Fuck it list. Northern lights for me. Oh, God, yes. I'm probably in Iceland, but honestly, it doesn't matter where it's from. I just really want to see the northern lights. |
| 0:52.0 | And then I want to take a train. |
| 0:53.5 | There's a train. |
| 1:11.3 | There's a train, sleeper car train that goes all throughout South America. |
| 1:14.9 | I don't want to take that too. And then a safari in Africa. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, that one's too. That one's too. Safari in Africa, for sure. a live football game in Aladdin country |
| 1:08.9 | and bungee jump. |
| 1:11.0 | Bungy jump, yep. |
| 1:12.2 | We could do that one. |
| 1:13.4 | Yeah, we can. |
| 1:14.5 | Not in a, though. He's like, uh, why I didn't say that for the football game? No one was excited to get me to the football game. Cassie and Krista want to go on an African Safari too. Can't we all do that together? Live from the Savannah. |
| 1:46.6 | Your bucket list item. |
| 1:50.0 | I would really like for a man to like me back, actually. |
| 1:54.5 | I don't think that's the problem. I think it's you liking them back. |
| 1:58.9 | That's true. Yeah, I would like to have feelings for a man. That's on my bucket list. |
| 2:05.0 | Okay. And go to London. That'd be sick. One of those two things. One of those two things. Interchangeable. |
| 2:07.9 | Yes, Tommy. I have bucket list, concerts. |
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