From The Vault: We Need To Break The Tension In Studio!

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🗓️ 29 August 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Messy Mikey is MAD at someone in studio...Producer Jackson made a bold claim and Mikey can't stop thinking about what he said...who's the real idiot here?

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0:00.0	Better Help Online Therapy bought this 30 second ad to remind you right now, wherever you are, to unclench your jaw.
0:10.0	Relax your shoulders.
0:13.0	Take a deep breath in and out.
0:19.0	Feels better, right?
0:21.9	That's 15 seconds of self-care.
0:24.9	Imagine what you could do with more.
0:27.4	Visit betterhelp.com forward slash random pod
0:30.5	for 10% off your first month of therapy.
0:33.8	No pressure.
0:35.0	Just help.
0:35.9	But for now, just relax.
0:41.6	The Bert Show.
0:43.0	Jackson, are you stupid for paying for something that is completely unnecessary?
0:48.5	Yeah, I recently, I make a lot of dumb purchases, so saying completely unnecessary is a little bit redundant,
0:54.3	honestly. Instagram ads get me a lot. I get swindled a lot online, but this most recent
1:01.1	purchase that I made the other day, I'm like severely questioning. And it's because it's,
1:10.0	okay, let me just explain.
1:12.9	Let me ask you guys a question.
1:14.6	How did you figure out what your signature looks like?
1:19.0	What my signature looks like?
1:20.4	Yes, when you go to sign something, whether it's, you know, a P1 listener comes up to you and wants you to sign something, or you're signing a legal document. How did you figure out how to sign your name? That's so flattering. You think
1:32.6	we could ask for autographs? Hey, I was trying to hype you up. You didn't have to say that.
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