The Birch Show.

So the days of taking a lady out and paying for the date and then going your separate ways

are apparently now over.

That is no longer enough.

This lady is introducing a new element to dating and it's called post date and predate

expenses.

Okay, so I just got into my car after going on a date, right?

And let me just tell you something.

I don't know what the deal is with like men now, but I had told him prior that I will be having pre-

and post-date expenses and is that okay and are you going to cover them?

And I don't know if he wasn't listening or like what the deal was or whatever but he when I handed him the white envelope

he looked shocked and then he opened it and it's receipts hello pre post date expenses hello

like what kind of females do you be dating you know what I'm saying so anyway so I handed it

to him and he literally looked shocked at me and said, I can't cover this.

It was $478 for pre and post date expenses.

You asked me on a date.

And mind you, we really didn't even have that good a conversation because he was on his phone the whole time.

And I have a very strict no phone policy on dates.

Hello, you're here to pay attention to me.

Look at all the effort that I had to put into to going on this date and now you have a problem with pre-imp

post-date expenses. Are you for kidding? I'm guessing that's a joke. I'm guessing that's a joke.

I didn't see satire there, but it could be. You never know nowadays. Just based on her name, which is the real scam doll on Instagram, I'm guessing that's a joke, right? That can't be real.

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