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From The Vault: Was She Way Too Competitive With Her Girlfriend’s Tweenager?

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🗓️ 4 September 2025

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From The Vault: Was She Way Too Competitive With Her Girlfriend’s Tweenager?

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0:00.0

Get it. The Britchell. All right, Katie. So you got yourself this lady here and you're wondering if you're too competitive?

0:05.5

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Which really means like I know that I'm too competitive. I know I'm a competitive person. I've always been a competitive person so much so that my friends do not want to do an escape room with me ever again. Because I take it serious. Like we did it for my birthday once and I acted like if it was like do or die that we really had to get out this room. You would have thought we were really trapped and like Katie, you took the fun out of it because I was too competitive. So I've tried to listen to that feedback and dial it back and not be as competitive. Remember that it's just all fun. Yay. So my girlfriend was in town for a couple weeks and she

0:40.2

had her daughter with her and so we're trying to figure out you know how what can we do to

0:44.8

entertain a 12 year old she's on summer vacation and get her off the iPad what is the best thing so

0:50.3

we decided to go to this VR place it's called sandbox and basically there you can pick like different types of games and you're immersed in this VR world.

0:59.3

You have the vest.

1:00.1

You feel like you're actually in the game.

1:03.9

And her daughter was like, I know which one I want to do.

1:07.5

I have to do the squid game one.

1:09.1

And again, how old is her daughter?

1:10.3

12.

1:44.2

Okay. It's a very sensitive time in a girl's life. Things can pivot quickly. And for people who may not be familiar with Squid Game on Netflix, that's pretty intense. For a 12-year-old. Like over here thinking like, ugh. Yeah, it's like, how do I explain the show? If you haven't seen the show, it's basically like a fight to the death. Only one person can survive all these different games. It's a game show, and if you lose the round, then you die. Yeah. How many squids are involved? That's my question. As someone who has never seen the show. There are no quits. None at all. It's humans.

1:45.0

Disappointing.

1:46.5

So she really loves the show.

1:48.4

And she's like, we're going to play this.

1:50.3

And it's going to be great.

1:51.4

And she's talking about it the night before.

1:52.6

She is so excited.

1:53.8

She's like, this is going to be great.

1:55.2

I'm going to have a great time.

1:56.2

I'm pushing people. I'm like, why are you? No, you're not supposed to push people. And it's just

2:01.0

going to be us three playing. She's like, it's okay. I'm going fighting to the death for this. And I'm like, oh, you want to fight to the death for this. Come on now. Okay. So I'm like, if she thinks that she can beat us at this game, I'm going to have to prove her wrong here. So in this game for the virtual one, you have the option to work as a team.

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