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From The Vault: The Bert Show Shares How To Tell If Your Marriage Will Last!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Will YOUR marriage last? Don’t be so sure before you listen to this segment! The Bert Show shares the signs to look out for in a stable relationship.




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0:00.0

Hey, the bird show.

0:01.7

Within a year of you getting your boob job, your marriage was over.

0:09.2

Does that sound right to you guys?

0:10.5

1-855 birth show.

0:12.6

So there is a dating expert, expert, dating expert that's online right now that says that she was having like some thoughts about her boobs.

0:21.4

They weren't sitting as high.

0:23.6

She wanted them to anymore.

0:25.4

Rapity's a bitch.

0:26.7

Right?

0:27.6

So she says in a moment of weakness, she calls it, she visits this cosmetic surgeon and just gets a consultation for a boob job, right?

0:37.0

So again, she said she wanted, you know, they were sitting a little low on a little saggy.

0:42.9

She has a guy best friend that had made fun of them and it got into her head.

0:47.1

So she goes to this cosmetic surgeon just to get a consultation.

0:53.1

And somehow over the conversation when she's sitting there with the doctor, he reveals

0:58.9

that about half of his married patients who get their boobs done end up leaving their

1:06.3

husbands within a year.

1:09.3

She's like, what?

1:11.3

So she goes to another plastic surgeon because now she's interested in that conversation,

1:17.3

but also interested in getting a second opinion.

1:20.3

And that doctor says the exact same thing, that about half of women that are married

1:27.4

that come in to get that specific cosmetic surgery,

1:32.9

their marriages are over within a year.

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