From The Vault: Someone In Studio Has A Dating Challenge For Abby!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 30 May 2025
⏱️ 11 minutes
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Someone in studio has a dating challenge for Abby! Do you think Producer Jackson’s idea is a good one?
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| 0:58.5 | The Bert Show. It's gotten sad. |
| 1:03.5 | You just look directly at me. It's just kind of sad, Abby. The dating life of Abby is just |
| 1:09.8 | a sad place. It's a dark, sad place. |
| 1:13.2 | And it's the ghosting aspect of it that's happening over and over and over again that is very |
| 1:18.3 | curious. It's funny because I feel like I'm kind of at my, I'm not saying I'm peaking, but I'm like, |
| 1:23.4 | I'm the hottest I'll ever be. I'm the most successful probably ever be. And yet I can't do |
| 1:29.2 | anything right seemingly to lure in the right guy. I feel like I used to joke about how bad my |
| 1:36.0 | dating life was. I was, oh, it's so bad. And now I feel like I almost spoken into existence. |
| 1:41.0 | Because instead of I just kind of be like, ha ha la funny bad. It's, um, ha ha la funny sad. |
| 1:46.4 | I will tell you this before Jackson tries to solve the riddle of all the ghosting that's going |
| 1:50.5 | on in your life that I read this this morning and I was thinking to you. |
| 1:53.8 | 78% of Americans who have used a dating app within the past year are tired of tired of the |
| 2:00.5 | scene or seeing the same people over and over |
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