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It's gotten sad.

You just look directly at me.

It's just kind of sad, Abby.

The dating life of Abby is just a sad place.

It's a dark, sad place.

And it's the ghosting aspect of it that's happening over and over and over again.

That is very curious.

It's funny because I feel like I'm kind of at my, I'm not saying I'm peaking, but I'm like

I'm the hottest I'll ever be. I'm the most successful I'll probably ever be. And yet I can't

do anything right seemingly to lure in the right guy. I feel like I used to joke about how bad

my dating life was. I was, oh, it's so bad.

And now I feel like I almost spoke it into existence because instead of I just kind of be like,

ha ha la funny bad, it's ha ha la funny sad. I will tell you this before Jackson tries to solve

the riddle of all the ghosting that's going on in your life that I read this this morning and

I was thinking to you, 78% of Americans who have used a dating app within the past year are

tired of tired of the scene or seeing the same people over and over and over again.

Women seem to be more tired of swiping with 80% of women feeling totally burned out on dating apps

compared to about 74% of dudes.

Oh yeah, I'm totally burned out.

And it's funny because I feel like there were two or three guys that I was talking about

somewhat recently that I was like really kind of pumped about.

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