From The Vault: She’s Terrified Of Getting Old After Her Grandfather Told Her THIS!
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🗓️ 26 May 2025
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After celebrating her Grandfather's birthday, Abby is not super pumped to get older! Especially after he said THIS.
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.0 | I think we all have the same goal when it comes to how long we want to live, at least for me. |
| 0:06.4 | It's I want to live a long life, but I want to live a long life in a way where I can still get around. |
| 0:12.7 | Like as soon as I have to hire somebody to wipe my butt, that's it. |
| 0:16.2 | Just take me out, right? |
| 0:18.4 | And Abby over the weekend has now terrified of growing old. Oh my God, I'm |
| 0:22.7 | terrified of aging. I spent the weekend with my lovely, lovely grandparents who have made it to |
| 0:28.8 | the age of 90. We have wild jeans on the Murphy side of our family. Like everyone lives to be like |
| 0:34.7 | over 100, which I'm like, don't put me down for that. Like knock me out around like 80 because I'm the same way like once you got to start wheeling me |
| 0:41.5 | around like you just just take me to the big man upstairs and it's so funny having a conversation |
| 0:47.4 | with them because as a 27 year old most of my conversations are with people my age and just the |
| 0:53.1 | direction that our conversations go versus like what you're talking about at the age of 90 is so different and so dark if you're not. |
| 1:01.5 | If you're not thinking about the context that you're in, because if you're 90, I mean, think about it. |
| 1:05.4 | What do you really have to look forward to other than like brunch on Sunday and then like you know passing away in the near future all |
| 1:13.9 | you're doing is absorbed with like passing away peacefully yes no it's so funny we I was having a conversation |
| 1:19.2 | with my grandfather who you know he's 90 years old he's just like salt to the earth kind of guy |
| 1:24.1 | was a pastor for years and just like just like a nice guy and you know we're having |
| 1:29.5 | a casual brunch and then all of a sudden he's talking about you know every night before I go to bed |
| 1:34.4 | I think I could not wake up tomorrow and I'm like that's a dark thought but he just says it so |
| 1:42.9 | casually because it's just the reality I mean he taught they live in a nursing home and they said that's just dark thought. But he just says it so casually because it's just the reality. |
| 1:44.5 | I mean, they live in a nursing home. |
| 1:46.5 | And they said that's just a really common thing that people just fall asleep and they |
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