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From The Vault: Second Date Update! What Did She Do Wrong?

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

She went on her first date as an adult ever after breaking up with her high school sweetheart! She thought it went well...him? Not so much! We found out why!

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0:00.0

The Bird Show. That first date after you've been, you got out of a long-term relationship or a

0:07.9

marriage, it's so anxious inducing, man, so much anxiety. Because you've been with the same person,

0:16.0

you know, their habits, they know you're comfortable, right? Then when you go out on that first date,

0:20.0

you're just not exactly sure what to expect, and

0:22.0

you're so anxious.

0:23.2

So, Ali goes out on this date after a long-term relationship, and she thinks the date goes

0:28.6

great, and then he just ghosts her, so she's awfully confused.

0:33.1

And this is, this really sucks as your first date after your long-term relationship because you're

0:37.9

like, oh, what did I do wrong? How do I correct it for the next one? Even though you might not

0:42.2

have done anything wrong at all, right? Allie, good morning. You're on the birchia.

0:47.3

Good morning. Good morning.

0:51.0

So sheepy.

0:52.8

You okay? You okay okay, little buddy?

0:56.4

Yeah, I recently went on my first date ever.

1:01.1

I'm newly 30, and I've been in a relationship with my high school sweetheart

1:06.8

from the time I was a senior to the end of my 20s. So it's been a really long time.

1:15.0

I know. And we broke up on the term. We just realized that the spark had left. And we were just

1:23.8

roommates. So it was, it was really hard. But we had been together for so long. It was hard

1:31.4

to give each other up. But ultimately, it was a good mutual decision, and we're still friends.

1:40.0

So that's good. But now I'm 30, and'm on a dating app and I'm just really trying to be good at dating.

1:51.8

It's really hard.

1:53.5

And so...

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