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From The Vault: Married People LEGALLY Can’t Get The Ick!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Once you say “I DO” you legally can’t get the ICK ever again? Let’s talk about it! + Can you get the #ick with a FRIEND? Someone in studio got the ick platonically...they'll tell you why…

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0:00.0

The bird show.

0:01.0

The term ick is a fairly new trend.

0:05.5

So for those that don't know what ick is, Abby, what is?

0:08.9

It is so much more than a turnoff.

0:11.3

It's a seemingly obscure thing that somebody does that kind of turns you off from them,

0:17.8

but in more of like a cringe way.

0:19.5

Like it's not necessarily something they're doing on purpose. It's just something that kind of makes you go, ugh. Like if I'm out with a guy and his shoes keep coming on tied. Mm-hmm. I'm not necessarily a turnoff, but I'm kind of like, mm-hmm. How are you as a grown man not tying your shoes? I saw one woman said any guy running with a backpack the way it bounces up and down. Maybe that was from nobody wants this.

0:21.5

Nobody wants this. not tying your shoes. I saw one woman said any guy running with a backpack the way it bounces

0:38.2

up and down. Maybe that was from nobody wants this. Nobody wants. He's running with backpacks,

0:42.9

needing Velcro shoes. So is the ultimate ick the one where, I mean, it seems kind of superficial,

0:50.5

but you look at it and you're like, I can't look at them like the same way anymore. This

0:53.5

relationship's kind of over. Yeah, it seems superficial, but it really just kind of makes you look at that person in a different light. Okay, I'm starting to realize that it can happen in any relationship. It can happen in a friendship. It can happen while you're dating. One woman on Instagram, Abby sent this, says that it can't, legally, it can't happen when you're married.

1:13.5

Yeah, it's going to have some.

1:14.2

Being married is so crazy.

1:16.1

It's going to have some legal ramifications if you decide to get married and you get the ick.

1:20.2

Being married is so crazy because you can't get the ick.

1:24.3

Legally, if I got the ick right now, it wouldn't matter because it's nothing that they can do.

1:31.4

It's like you sign this contract to say that you will never, ever, ever get the ick again.

1:36.8

And that's kind of insane to me because there's things we haven't experienced together.

1:41.3

For instance, we never been to six flags together.

1:44.0

What if we get on a

1:45.0

roller coaster and he starts screaming and I get the it? But what if also he doesn't scream and I get

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