How would you feel if a guy took you on a date and he said, surprise, I'm having a bracelet

welded to your dick and you can't let anybody touch your dick without seeing this bracelet

because it's never going to come off.

I'd fake a heart attack, but actually it would not be fake.

If someone wanted to put a weld, a bracelet on me, that's done!

I think I wrote this in, I think this is the stupidest thing ever.

You can just cut it off.

I was thinking, what about your job?

I mean, my dad, he worked out a year old and when he was at the plant, you can't have

you've got to take a more blood bag.

Got caught in the machine.

Got caught in the machine and then fell, then your hand fell into a used tire.

His hand got stuck in a cotton gin.

It's true.

You know, all those guys, all those men were those fucking women due to those wedding rings

that are silicone.

I can't believe that's where you went.

What if it gets caught in the machine?

Well, I grew up in blue collar America.

People got to work out here.

I did too.

It's just not where my head went.

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