Hello, this is Captain Poodle speaking. Are you ready to find Love with the boy, Mady?

Love, exciting and new, the one-line, they're cat-bushing you, shocker.

Beyonce, soon you'll be flying to parts unknown, 90-day Beyonce, marrying someone you only met on your phone.

Be the French or Chinese or brand-new K-1 visas the key.

Who the key to what, Poodle?

Love!

It's reality, it's love!

Poodle?

What?

What?

How would you describe to someone who's never seen a wedding dress before or just a dress?

How would you describe Rebecca's wedding dress?

When you want to go out to the club and get fucked in the bathroom, but you also want to get married in the courthouse.

That is so accurate because we were waiting for a cab at the hotel this morning at like four in the morning in Vegas when all the clubs got out and there was a group of girls wearing all these type of dresses.

There was a club, one threw up in a trash bin because they had been dancing in a club, wanted to get fucked in a club bathroom.

I would say if you were dressing for the club, but off, on the off chance you meet someone you wanted to get married that night, this is what you wear.

The slit was so high and sent almost to her union jack.

And it was so to the side, you could almost, I don't know when you say union jack if you mean her the front per grade or the squad bringing up the rear.

I think it was whatever side hit the wind first.

It was the slit. I was taking her back. I did not like the front of the dress at all either.

It was all of it. No, no, no, it did not fit her at all.

It's the attractive woman and it and her body is nice and I don't know what she's trying to do with this dress.

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