From The Vault: Kristin Wants To Cure Moe Of His Overthinking!
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🗓️ 27 May 2025
⏱️ 11 minutes
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Kristin has a big goal…she wants to cure Moe of his overthinking! If it’s possible for him, it might be possible for you too!
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.2 | Is it bad form to snack on an item, a food item that you're going to buy at the grocery store? |
| 0:10.6 | Yes. |
| 0:11.4 | It's bad form? |
| 0:12.2 | Yes. |
| 0:12.7 | Now, I mean, if it's like, I think we're going to play this clip and they even use this as the example. |
| 0:16.9 | If it's like a banana or if it's like a grape where you're paying by the pound, |
| 0:21.4 | that seems inappropriate to me. |
| 0:23.2 | Because you're stealing. |
| 0:24.4 | Yeah, because you're stealing. |
| 0:25.3 | You can't wait at the end because it's in your belly. |
| 0:27.5 | But what if you're like, I don't know, buying chips? |
| 0:30.1 | I've done that. |
| 0:30.8 | Technically it's not yours. |
| 0:31.9 | Do you buy it? |
| 0:32.4 | Yeah, you haven't paid for it yet. All right. So that was the question one TikToker was asking the other day. She was checking out. |
| 0:43.1 | I also opened this in store. I'm sorry. I was so hungry. Okay. And then the Today Show started |
| 0:52.3 | discussing if it's appropriate or not. You're buying grapes. Those are weighed by the pound, so you can't eat those ahead of time. |
| 0:59.0 | But, you know, a package of sushi that you're going to pay for, a thing of Oreos, whatever you... |
| 1:04.0 | As long as you pay for it. |
| 1:05.0 | Do we want to live in a world where we go to the grocery store and people are treating the grocery store aisles |
| 1:11.3 | like it's some sort of buffet. |
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