The Bird Show. We used to call it what petty hill would you die on? Like not major, major,

major, major issues, but like small, petty, superficial hills that you believe nobody else does and

you are willing to die for your right in your opinion. And that's what BuzzFeed has done. So yeah,

so these, this is the list that BuzzFeed has curated from the internet.

People are sharing their pettiest hills to die on and it's already a dumpster fire in the comments, it says.

And it says, recently I asked the BuzzFeed community to share a small hill they are willing to die on.

The results have convinced me that we are all driven by our own convictions, no matter how insignificant they may seem to one another. So one of, uh, one of them is I refuse to pump my own gas. I don't care if people call me spoiled or an elitist. I won't subject myself to the smell, the germs on the handles, the possible compromise of the info on my credit card or the danger of standing outside my car for an extended time. It's worth the extra money for me. Lucky, Oregonians by the law, they only have full service. Yeah, and I think New Jersey also. New Jersey. All of my friends from New Jersey feel like that. Really? Maybe because I never use it. I didn't even know it was still a thing. I did. Yeah. I had no idea. Oh yeah, in Jersey, I don't think you can pump your gas anywhere.

They always do it for you. Fascinating.

Next, Mo, this one will help hard. Nickelback is great. Yes, I said it great. It's a great band. Talk about it. They got smashes whether y'all accepted or not. great? Great? Or just not as bad as people make them out to be? I'm not saying they're the best band of all time, but you can give them great. They got some smashes. All right. I'm not doing this with you. Look at this photo. All right. If you choose to sit outside while eating slash drinking, you do not get to complain when some insect ends up in your food or drink.

You don't get another for free.

I think that's actually fair.

Texting should only be used for short one sentence, maximum two messages of absolute necessity.

Real phone conversations happen live one-to-one using voices.

I completely agree.

Real phone live conversation.

You, you, I agree. I do not like getting four or five paragraphs of text messages. You, you could have just told me this when we talk later. I'd rather do that all day long. I hate

talking on the phone so much. So much now. I can't believe you think that. I really do. I hate

being the introvert you are. Yeah, probably because I don't believe you think that. I really do. I hate being the introvert you are.

Yeah, probably because I don't like reading.

That thing you stand behind and put your notes on when giving a speech is called a lectern, not a podium.

A podium is a raised, Diaz, Diaz.

Thank you, upon which a speaker stands.

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