From The Vault: He Stepped To A Stranger To Protect His Girlfriend!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 2 July 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show. |
| 0:01.7 | He surprised everybody, including himself, by being a protective boyfriend. |
| 0:05.3 | Putting those muscles to work. |
| 0:07.0 | That's right. |
| 0:08.2 | Mikey, how did you step up for your lady? |
| 0:11.0 | I defended my woman's honor is what I did. |
| 0:13.2 | You did? |
| 0:13.7 | I did. |
| 0:14.3 | My man. |
| 0:15.5 | We know you don't have any, so you got to present. |
| 0:17.5 | I got to write comebacks for Kristen, too. |
| 0:21.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:22.8 | It's coming from everywhere, though. |
| 0:24.7 | Yeah. So, you know, one of my, one of my things in life is that I will jump through hoops to not get punched in the face. |
| 0:31.7 | Okay. |
| 0:32.4 | True. |
| 0:33.9 | You will do anything except for lift a weight. |
| 0:36.5 | That's right. |
| 0:37.5 | I'll talk my way out of so. |
| 0:38.8 | I will go through lengths to stay out of a fight. |
| 0:41.3 | You're a lover, not a fighter. |
| 0:42.6 | I'm a lover, baby. |
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