From The Vault: Have You Ever Saved A BODY PART?!

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🗓️ 26 May 2025

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Quick question: Do you have any body parts not attached to your body somewhere in your house? Bert wants to know! For reasons…

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0:00.0	This summer, Breeze passed the price cap with Eon Next.
0:04.0	Our Next Pledge tariff guarantees to keep your energy prices below the cap.
0:09.0	So whether the cap goes up or down, you're still winning.
0:13.0	Stay one step ahead of the cap and save with Next Pledge from Eon Next.
0:19.0	Switching is easy. Visit Eonxt.com slash save.
0:23.9	Next pledge is a 12-month fixed-turn tariff.
0:25.6	Rates adjusted quarterly to stay below off-chance price cap.
0:27.8	Your bill depends and usage.
0:29.0	T's and C supply.
0:33.1	The Bert Show.
0:35.0	Who has a saved body part in their house somewhere?
0:38.7	1-855 Virchow.
0:41.5	All right.
0:41.7	So we were talking earlier this morning about...
0:44.9	My pee-stick.
0:46.0	Your pee-stick.
0:46.8	Yes.
0:48.5	That's true.
0:49.2	I shared on Instagram and my Insta stories that I still have the P-stick that showed the positive pregnancy test from when I got pregnant and found out I was pregnant with my son Jimmy.
1:02.3	So this stick that I urinated on has been sitting in the bathroom drawer for almost three years now.
1:10.2	So I can understand this.
1:11.7	Like that is a momento.
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