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From The Vault: Did His Date Scam Him For Being Too Nice?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Was Moe’s cousin swindled for being a gentleman? He picked up the check on a date and she wasn't super honest about what was on it! Red flag?

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.5

Abby can make it through the first hour of the show without throwing up.

0:04.8

And I think we're in the clear.

0:06.2

Bless her little heart. I had the most uncomfortable conversation with Jacks on my way up because he was trying to give me a compliment because I'm wearing my Taylor Swift-branded, tortured poets department matching sweatsuit. And he goes, oh, I like the sweatsuit. And I go, thanks. It's called this was what was laying on the floor of my bedroom and therefore is on my body today because i physically couldn't get out of bed

0:24.9

until 535 because i woke up with the most uncomfortable tum rumbling to my tummy from some

0:32.1

cheese i had yesterday jackson was like are you pregnant i was like god i hope so because that means

0:36.2

i'm getting laid.

0:56.0

But instead, I think it's just some bad cheese. Yeah, you pinpointed back to the cheese. It's the only thing it could be. It's the only thing. Yeah, I had a lot of cheese for dinner last night. I had a grilled cheese, and I had some cheese on a salad, and I had a little bit of ice cream. Are we not going to blame on the Taco Bell? Could be the perfect storm.

0:56.0

It could be a common could be the perfect storm it could be delayed taco bell rumbling yeah for sure uh and it might not be bad cheese it just might be

1:01.8

the amount of cheese it might have been the amount of cheese it's right ice cream in it i love some dairy

1:08.0

all this area recipe but disaster. Okay.

1:11.3

All right.

1:44.8

So, Mo, um, were you being a gentleman or is this your friend or did they get played? This is my cousin. And yeah, he, uh, he is, that's the question. Was he being a gentleman or did he get played in this situation? I kind of feel like it's a thin line. So I'm, I'm curious as to which I will think. So he was in, like, this awkward situation where he dated someone, but by dated, I mean, like, literally, they went on a couple dates, and then it just kind of fizzled out into nothing. But then months later, they end up running into each other at, like, a party, so they're like, oh, it kind of must be meant to be. Look at us running into each other after a while a while so for about a couple weeks he was trying to get her back on a date so they can figure out if they actually

1:49.8

have something and you know a connection he couldn't do it she was sick one time then another

1:54.7

time something happened so in his mind he was about to kind of just be like man this ain't meant to

1:59.1

be so then finally he gets a call

2:01.4

from her and she's like what are you doing it's a random Saturday he's not doing anything he's like all right maybe it's finally time for us to you know get together okay so he hits her and he's like what are you doing and she's like well I'm out and I'm with my friends but if you're if you want to you can come so he hits me

2:17.5

he's like should I go that was the first question

2:19.5

because he didn't know whether he should look at that as, that's a good sign because she's comfortable enough to be around her friends and they still want to see you, or if it's a sign that maybe she's really not that into you because she don't want to spend one-on-one time with you, and they just started dating. I think I was so desperate when I was dating that when she said, hey, I'm going out with

2:39.5

friends, you can meet up with us. I would have already been at the bar before she finished

2:43.1

the sentence. I'm already here. I do think it's one of those you have to know the situation

2:50.2

because it could go either way.

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