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From The Vault: Can You Tell The Gender Of A Baby By It’s Parents?

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🗓️ 2 September 2025

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From The Vault: Can You Tell The Gender Of A Baby By It’s Parents?

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0:33.5

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0:35.6

Aren't there wives tales about this kind of thing,

0:40.4

like how to tell if somebody that's pregnant is going to have a girl or a boy?

0:42.9

Like, it's the way the baby sits in the stomach.

0:44.4

Are you getting it, right?

0:53.4

Yeah, they, like, apparently, it has to do with, like, morning sickness, heavier morning sickness, I believe, indicates girl. If a woman loses her beauty, they say that's if you are having a girl.

1:01.2

You had a boy.

1:02.5

Huh?

1:05.4

You are on one today.

1:09.4

While you're pregnant, a-hole. Right, now I'm looking up to make sure I know what I'm talking about. I think it's afterwards, too. It is not. They like suck the life out of you. Isn't there like a piece of twine? Like if you put a piece of twine over a woman's stomach, if it goes one way, it's a dude. If it's another way, dude if it's a yeah yeah something like that um so if the mother experiences severe morning sickness it's a girl

1:32.6

if she craves sweets it's a girl while salty or savory cravings it's a boy the shape of the

1:39.1

belly high and round for a girl low and oval for a, the baby's heart rate can also determine it.

1:45.8

The mother's mood swings, moodiness indicates a girl, even temperament a boy. And then there

1:51.6

is one that was like, yeah, if you are looking rough during your pregnancy, you might be having

1:58.2

a girl. That can't be right. I feel like if it's, if you want to watch football and monster trucks, you've got a boy. And if you want to watch RuPaul's drag race, it's probably a girl. Jackson says, look, anybody has the ability to be able to tell if someone is going to have a boy or girl. We all have it. We just haven't tapped into it. That is my running theory, okay? which is interesting because you brought up all of these things that are obviously about the mother carrying the child and symptoms that you might be able to tack on as if you're going to have a boy or a girl.

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