From The Vault: Are You The “DUFF” In Your Friend Group?

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🗓️ 29 May 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Are you the “DUFF” in your friend group? Never fear! Producer Rebecca is in studio with her special “DUFF” kit to make your life that much easier.

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0:00.0	The Bird Show.
0:01.4	All right, before we get Rebecca on to do today, what she was going to do yesterday,
0:05.2	I never in my life have I driven one hour for a meal.
0:09.0	Never.
0:10.7	Tommy does it regularly to Bucky.
0:12.5	Two hours.
0:13.6	Two hours.
0:14.1	And now are there, hour back, Buckees.
0:15.8	You guys kill me with this.
0:17.2	You act like going across Atlanta is like this quest you have to go on. This isn't
0:23.1	across Atlanta. Yeah, but you could go. You went an hour. You could drive an hour from one end of
0:28.4	Atlanta to like Alpharetta. And you think it's like, oh my God, that's so far away. Technically it's not
0:34.2	wrong because I mean, I live in Buckhead. And sometimes if I'm leaving at like five o'clock to go downtown it's going to take me now
0:39.8	For example if you come out to my house I live in Powder Springs
0:43.5	What up the Rock? He's my neighbor and you act like it's a long ways away
0:49.0	It is. It's nice
0:50.3	It's nice. It is it. I had to go to a soccer game in Powder Springs last week, and I just kept going and going.
0:57.8	I can be here in 26 minutes.
1:00.0	Sure, I drive 90 miles an hour, but I could be here.
1:02.5	Okay, hold on.
1:03.0	So from Powder Springs, it took you how long to get to this Buckees and what seems at it.
1:09.0	Oh, I didn't go to Powder Springs.
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