From the Patreon Files: National Treasure (2004)

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Werewolf Ambulance

Movie, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Podcast, Horror

4.7 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Hi EMTs, good news/bad news situation: Bad news, we recorded a whole episode on the 2016 film "Split" and then the goddamn computer lost the file. Good news: we recorded a Patreon episode recently about the Nic Cage vehicle "National Treasure" which feels like a somewhat comparable trade. We'll be back next week with a new episode on "Split" and hey, maybe the jokes will be better the second time around! Thanks for your patience.

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0:00.0	Oh, man, do I love you,
0:03.0	Oh, man, do I love you, Patrons?
0:21.5	America.
0:22.3	America?
0:23.2	It's almost the 4th of July.
0:25.4	Just like a month out.
0:26.8	We're like three days past Memorial Day, so maybe we could talk about our fallen veterans instead.
0:31.6	Oh.
0:33.6	USA.
0:34.6	USA.
0:37.2	Yeah.
0:38.4	But the 4th of July is the Declaration of Independence.
0:43.0	I was just thinking about America and Donald Trump being convicted on 34 counts.
0:47.3	We did it, America.
0:48.8	We did it.
0:49.6	We did it, Joe.
0:51.9	As the liberal media said, it's not going to change anything.
0:55.2	Not going to change anything.
0:55.8	Fuck you, Frank Bruney of the New York Times.
0:57.9	Shove it up your square asshole.
1:00.6	National Treasure, Patron's, you picked it.
1:02.6	We didn't give you much to go on.
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