Episode 495- Split (2016)

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Werewolf Ambulance

Movie, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Podcast, Horror

4.7 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Hi EMTs, this week we recorded and did not lose our "Split" episode. Were the jokes as good the second time around? I guess we'll never know. Special topics for your consideration include: beautiful teenage outcasts, being mad at M. Night's bad takes, absolutely stripping a therapist of their license like yesterday, films that make you believe that someday you will have to crawl through an HVAC vent, and an extremely important bit of information about new patron saint of the podcast Frank Langella.

Anya Taylor-Joy really is everywhere, isn't she? Catch her in Episode 73- "The Witch," Episode 319- "New Mutants" (which is also a crossover with the 'Marveling at Marvel's Marvels podcast), and Episode 415- "The Menu."

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0:00.0	Katie.
0:02.0	Alan.
0:18.0	In a shaymollen twist at the recording of our last episode is split.
0:23.9	The computer shitted the bed.
0:26.0	It shitted the bed.
0:27.4	And to be fair, that's your fault.
0:30.3	Now, the rest of this episode not being on time is my fault because I was so fucking
0:35.0	hung over after we went to the prom last weekend that I couldn't
0:38.6	get out of bed to record on Sunday. You people, you're dirty little birds.
0:44.6	Oh, that's the daddy daughter dance thing. That was offensive. I was offended.
0:51.3	I do like, there was sick. There was a discussion from a couple people that were like, so I think I'm discovering
0:58.1	I'm bisexual right now.
1:00.1	Wow.
1:01.0	That's great.
1:01.8	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:02.3	Welcome to it.
1:03.3	To your new life.
1:04.6	Forget it.
1:05.8	Alan refused to touch my hips in the photo because it was too weird.
1:08.8	I touched your hip. I touched it.
1:09.3	You touched it and then you pulled your hand away like it was on fire. It's a daddy daughter dancer. What a great platonic friendship we have.
1:18.9	I feel like we are like, I don't know if we're the the exception that proves the role of the
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