From the Patreon Files- Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Werewolf Ambulance

Movie, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Podcast, Horror

4.7 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Hey EMTs, Allen and I have always been pretty open about our mental health with you, and unfortunately this week we just were not in the headspace to make jokes about "The Sacrament," the really very good 2013 Ti West film about the Jonestown massacre. We recorded about 18 minutes of content and they were shit; we tried eating Oreos and even that didn't help. Sometimes things just have to hit the cutting room floor. Don't come for us.

All that being said, we hope you enjoy this episode from our action movie Patreon-only podcast covering "Mad Max: Fury Road" and we'll be back on the main cast again next week with "Zombieland."

Oh! and "The Sacrament" is a 9 from both of us, Sour Patch Kids Oreos are an absolute 0. Good lord.

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0:00.0	I don't know, two, one, one, one, one.
0:16.4	I don't know why, but I thought about going in there and doing a count again.
0:19.3	When you were like three, I'd be like three.
0:22.9	I think it's called contrarianism, and we both suffer from it.
0:26.1	Yeah, it makes us a great pair.
0:28.7	Great pairing.
0:30.6	How are you, Alan?
0:31.7	I'm much better.
0:32.9	And yourself?
0:33.8	Same, but you know what I'm going to be much better when I do is open this giant can of icy light you just gave me.
0:39.9	Oh, that's a big boy.
0:42.7	Salute.
0:43.4	Salude.
0:44.0	Mia Familia.
0:44.8	I can't reach that far.
0:45.7	I'm not doing that.
0:46.3	I like that I also have a giant can of beer.
0:48.7	Yeah.
0:49.0	But your giant can of beer has five more ounces than my giant can of beer does.
0:53.5	This is one pound, one pound.
0:55.6	What's a pound?
0:56.9	This has one pint eight ounces.
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