Episode 478- Zombieland (2009)

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Werewolf Ambulance

Movie, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Podcast, Horror

4.7 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, we're living through yet another zombie apocalypse with the 2009 horror comedy "Zombieland." Special topics for your consideration include: a fitting tribute to an American treasure, controversial takes on snack cakes, our feelings on Columbus (both the city and the person), keeping up one's everyday makeup routine during the apocalypse, and the delights of Woody Harrelson.

Zombies! We've covered so many zombie movies that I can't list them all here, so maybe just go scope out "Return of the Living Dead" (Episode 17) and "Return of the Return of the Living Dead" (Episode 339) where I thought it was possible that maybe I was too hard on it the first time, so we gave it another go.

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0:00.0	Katie.
0:03.0	Alan.
0:20.0	Welcome to Zombie Land.
0:22.5	Oh, boy.
0:23.5	It's a land where you can be a weird gamer boy and still get the girl at the end of the movie.
0:30.8	But only if there is only one woman of sexual age.
0:35.2	I'm so glad she was in here and not just her sister.
0:39.5	Her 12-year-old sister.
0:41.0	Yeah.
0:41.5	Would have been a much darker movie.
0:43.9	Oh, yeah.
0:44.8	I mean, to talk about darkness,
0:46.1	it opens with a voiceover from Jesse Eisenberg's character,
0:49.7	Columbus.
0:50.5	Columbus.
0:51.1	Saying that you can't have a country without people.
0:53.5	And then there's just like shit burning in front of the capital.
0:56.0	And I was like, my, oh my!
0:58.0	How far we've come.
1:00.0	The Halcyon days of 2009.
1:04.0	When we thought that that wouldn't really happen.
1:07.0	When I can't show you actual footage of that happening.
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