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Ask Iliza Anything

From the Bunker

Ask Iliza Anything

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2021

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Iliza is coming to you from a darkened room to weigh in on a shady aunt and a tank top talk.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram

0:11.3

Comments section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them! We'll read them!

0:19.0

Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it! I've got the answers! The answers! You ask me!

0:27.0

Ask your image! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!

0:33.0

We are coming to you from the past because there's no power so it's like olden times. A major, major mass power

0:44.0

outage in my area affecting thousands of people because some more on drove into a power pole,

0:51.0

a power pole because the good citizens of my area opted to remove the stop sign on a very empty thoroughfare.

1:00.0

It's a void of stop signs and so they just drove right into a pole. And I'm like a lot of people drive fast on that road.

1:06.0

How come you can't control yourself? They took out a stop sign but they put in one that I liked a lot.

1:11.0

But like in the same spot they put in one the other way and I was like, ooh! I stop anyway.

1:16.0

So that's a huge bummer. So we're sitting very quietly in my house in the dark, in the dark, battery operated,

1:23.0

bringing coming to you from the bunker. That's so lame when people are like, the bunker, like this guy zone,

1:29.0

with the bunker. The bunker. I don't know what they say. It is just, I mean considering what we've all been through this year,

1:35.0

like it's not a big deal. I have plenty of light in my house. It's about the house is cool, like it doesn't get too hot.

1:40.0

And it's just, you still have a phone and stuff but so you take a cold shower. So it's like a dude get a move his boner,

1:47.0

cold shower. I'm going to use a friend's shower. Okay. That's a word of what we're still doing the show. Yeah.

1:53.0

Bring it to you. Hot and ready. Fresh and ready. What was it? Hot and fresh is that. What was your thing? Make it piquito. Make it supreme.

2:01.0

Do it. Make it piquito. Make it supreme. Make it supreme. I actually don't get my taco bells made supreme.

2:07.0

I do. I can't think of anything I care about. Like, okay, actually, actually contrary to popular lore.

2:17.0

Popular war. My marina was there inside out ice cold and they're small.

2:22.0

Yeah. Get anonymous. Hi, lies and Emily. I love hearing your point of view. So I had to reach out to you about this doozy.

2:30.0

My question is, what do I do about a fake aunt who is judgmental and rude, but then acts like we are super close for context.

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