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Good Children

FROM THE ARCHIVE: Meet You At The Mall (S1E1)

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Today we're taking it all the way back to our very first episode, back when we were two delusional twinks with a dream and chronic acid reflux. 

P.S.: We're taking a short break! Join the Patreon community for a brand new episode every Thursday night: patreon.com

HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I firmly believed in my heart of hearts that I would be model scouted and that it would change my life fundamentally.

0:08.2

That was going to be your moment.

0:09.4

I mean, it just made sense to me.

0:10.8

Like, when I think about what I looked like at like 12 years old, I was rocking, like, I would argue a Bermuda short.

0:17.0

Like a checker print Bermuda short and like really long.

0:20.0

Almost to ankle.

0:24.8

Skin tight, Abercrombie, Arabostel, like shirt on the top.

0:25.3

Yes.

0:28.9

And to me, with bangs directly across my forehead.

0:29.7

Oh, yeah.

0:32.2

Why wouldn't that happen for me?

0:35.1

Yeah, you were actually like, you were America's next top model.

0:36.4

And speaking up.

0:44.2

And speaking of America's second half model, like I will say like I was a little bit upset that I was never tapped in the shoulder when I walked past one of those model scouting.

0:48.1

There was nobody on earth that could smize.

0:50.6

I feel like you could at 10 years old.

0:52.1

I was walking by those people.

0:53.5

I was sucking in my cheeks.

0:55.0

I was pushing my shoulders back. I was popping that chest out and I was strutting past them and not once did they turn their head.

1:01.9

Hello you guys. This is Joe Hedges and Andrew Muscarella. And this is good children.

1:14.1

The beginning was good The first one was really good

1:16.0

And then I got shaky

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