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🗓️ 14 May 2025
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Today we're taking it all the way back to our very first episode, back when we were two delusional twinks with a dream and chronic acid reflux.
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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella
EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson
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| 0:00.0 | I firmly believed in my heart of hearts that I would be model scouted and that it would change my life fundamentally. |
| 0:08.2 | That was going to be your moment. |
| 0:09.4 | I mean, it just made sense to me. |
| 0:10.8 | Like, when I think about what I looked like at like 12 years old, I was rocking, like, I would argue a Bermuda short. |
| 0:17.0 | Like a checker print Bermuda short and like really long. |
| 0:20.0 | Almost to ankle. |
| 0:24.8 | Skin tight, Abercrombie, Arabostel, like shirt on the top. |
| 0:25.3 | Yes. |
| 0:28.9 | And to me, with bangs directly across my forehead. |
| 0:29.7 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:32.2 | Why wouldn't that happen for me? |
| 0:35.1 | Yeah, you were actually like, you were America's next top model. |
| 0:36.4 | And speaking up. |
| 0:44.2 | And speaking of America's second half model, like I will say like I was a little bit upset that I was never tapped in the shoulder when I walked past one of those model scouting. |
| 0:48.1 | There was nobody on earth that could smize. |
| 0:50.6 | I feel like you could at 10 years old. |
| 0:52.1 | I was walking by those people. |
| 0:53.5 | I was sucking in my cheeks. |
| 0:55.0 | I was pushing my shoulders back. I was popping that chest out and I was strutting past them and not once did they turn their head. |
| 1:01.9 | Hello you guys. This is Joe Hedges and Andrew Muscarella. And this is good children. |
| 1:14.1 | The beginning was good The first one was really good |
| 1:16.0 | And then I got shaky |
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