From The Archive: HOW TO PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE (S2E1)

Good Children

Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Throwing it back to when we tried to be an educational podcast: "Let's learn to put ourselves out there together: from using the internet to gain notoriety as a middle schooler, to dealing with bullying and humiliation in high school, this episode gets traumatic. The boys talk about body image, their first gay dates, their most embarrassing moments, childhood crushes (Sharkboy), fear of rejection/failure lol, and the full-body experience of an elementary school assembly.

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HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

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0:00.0	No, like, I feel like every family vacation I've ever been on has resulted in, like,
0:05.0	actual disaster.
0:06.2	Like, there has been a war.
0:07.9	There has been a feud.
0:09.6	There has been, like, literally some of them.
0:12.3	I just remember sobbing in Disney year after year, sobbing.
0:15.8	Up until this most recent trip, I was 25 years old.
0:18.7	And the thing is, the thing is you keep going back on these trips.
0:22.5	And because, again, there's nothing better than family, but you get on that trip.
0:26.7	And the entire time, it's like, you're screaming.
0:29.8	I don't know what you want me to do.
0:31.1	Like, it doesn't get better.
0:32.9	No.
0:33.2	When you go, wherever you go, there you are.
0:35.4	Like, it's the problem is I think what I'm learning you can't escape you can't escape yourself
0:39.3	no and you can't escape your family no
0:41.1	and try as you might
0:43.3	there you go try as you might
0:45.4	try as you might try as you might
0:46.4	find your way back home
0:47.4	I feel like
0:49.9	personally I have found my way back home lately
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