And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia.

It's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who will never forget a date which will live in infamy.

Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show. I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

And boy, oh boy, is it beautiful here on Milaronia today?

I know I've mentioned this before that, yes, I control the weather, but it's still worth saying how well I do it.

How beautiful it is.

Gee it really is.

It's a great island. I'm glad I picked this. I'm glad I constructed it so fully I'm glad I made it with the

designs that I really like and well and someone designed it for me, of course, and a really top designer.

And then we had an argument, and he went to a volcano.

Yes, we had an argument, and he... He went to a volcano.

Yes, we had an argument and he ended his business time

with me in volcano number one.

And in fact, it went so poorly between him and me that that's when I first decided to create

volcano number two. As you know I've mentioned by the way, we now have Volcano Number 3, but I can't, it's not finished

yet so I can't exactly tell you what's wrong with it or why, well, you wouldn't like it at all. But in any case, boy, oh boy, I love Millaronian, I love the way it's made. And yes, that music always makes me happy. Always makes me feel great, better than I felt before it played.

And of course that's the Michael Delagotti Orchestra and the Donna Reed dancers, featuring tenor Mike Lucking asking the musical question

Am I the best person to tell my children about sex?

Well I don't know Mike but I'm not doing it I can guarantee you that and Colonel Jeff agrees by the way he's not going to do it either we're not jumping

into that pond I know you weren't asking us technically, but I'm just cutting

that off too sweet. How old are they by the way? Whatever they are, I'm sure they're nice healthy kids, but how old are they?

Girl children, about 18, 20, really, really pretty and they both need a bad social experience.

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