From Basements to Broadway

Bloodline Banter

2M Media Group

Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0 • 657 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2026

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the very first episode of Bloodline Banter! Cousins Riley and Landon trade their Walmart lawn chairs for something slightly more “aerodynamic”. From arguing over mint chocolate chip ice cream versus cottage cheese and mustard, to surviving culture shock after moving to Nashville, the two dive headfirst into the kind of everyday moments that somehow spiral into full-blown debates about Crocs, Broadway tourists, and why nobody actually knows how to put furniture together. Things take a turn into family lore as they unpack life back home, grandparents discovering Facebook Reels, and the kind of small-town stories you can only tell when everyone knows everyone. Along the way, they relive an 18-day trip that includes cruise ship disasters, New York pizza, Hamptons confusion, and the now-infamous “hord d’oeuvre” moment that will stick with you for a lifetime. The boys also debut their new segment, Cousin Council, where Riley and Landon tackle anonymous confessions and questions from listeners, offering advice that’s equal parts unfiltered, supportive, and wildly unpredictable. It’s loud, it’s personal, and it sets the tone for exactly what Bloodline Banter is going to be. Submit all stories, questions, and shenanigans to bloodlinebanter@thecastcollective.com. LETS GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter: Instagram - (https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/) Landon Mauk: Snapchat - (https://www.snapchat.com/@landonmauk) Instagram - (https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/) Tiktok - (https://www.tiktok.com/@landon.mauk) Facebook - (https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/) Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - (https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3) Instagram - (https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/) Tiktok - (https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell) Facebook - (https://www.facebook.com/share/16uoUitXm8/?mibextid=wwXIfr) Produced and Edited by: The Cast Collective (Nashville, TN) Visit us today at https://www.thecastcollective.com Email: info@thecastcollective.com YouTube – (‪@TheCastCollective‬) Instagram – (https://www.instagram.com/TheCastCollective) TikTok – (https://www.tiktok.com/@castcollective) Directed by: Erin Dugan Edited By: Michaela Dolph, Toby Friedman, Corey Williams, & Sean Dugan

Transcript

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0:00.0	Get your head that far!
0:03.0	Get away from it.
0:07.0	I didn't do nothing.
0:08.0	You're stupid.
0:09.0	I'll even love a shit, but I ain't eat no damn tuna fish on bread.
0:18.0	Welcome to the bloodline banter. I'm Riley.
0:21.2	And I'm Landon.
0:22.2	And we're glad you came back.
0:24.4	Hopefully you'll stay around a little while.
0:26.5	This is an upgrade.
0:27.5	It's been a long time coming from lawn chairs in my basement.
0:32.5	Lawn chairs from Walmart.
0:35.3	We couldn't even go to Academy Sports and Outdoors.
0:37.6	We went straight to the sporting goods of the Walmart.
0:40.8	And they creaked every time we made a move.
0:43.2	And they, but they did have a cup holder on the side and I thought that was kind of high
0:45.9	class, hillbilly.
0:47.6	It was actually.
0:48.9	But now we have these fancy chairs that look aerodynamic.
0:53.8	And they came from Wayfair, you got just what I need.
0:59.2	Shrott.
1:00.3	So they're comfortable.
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