Guys, I have two friends. I mean, two friends that I don't have to pay to laugh at my jokes.

The first friend is named Kent Chungus. He's from Kentucky. He was one of the heroes

in the Marines, and he is a veritable encyclopedia of true crime history. One day I thought,

hey, the operator, you should really capture these stories and share them with the world.

But Kent is rather shy and he hates the spotlight, but I don't. And so I thought, hey, the

operator, just record him when he's not looking and make a podcast out of it. Plus with all

the ad revenue you're bound to not make, you might be able to retire in style if you

get another job. Kent doesn't need the money anyway. He lives in Kentucky, and he was

a military hero. And I'm pretty sure we treat those guys pretty well, and they return

from shooting people in the face overseas. So I decided to give you a little taste of

one of the stories from this new podcast called True Crime. Kent. Oh, and my other friend,

his name's Jack, and maybe he just might show up on the show too. I'm not quite sure

yet. So without further ado, here it is. Get ready for true crime. Kent hugs.

The first four and five meters of the tree, the branches have been broken off as if they

were desperately trying to escape something. And there's also flesh embedded into the tree

where they were digging at it with their hands trying to get up the tree.

Geez. So that they were trying to climb it or or escape something. Okay. I got one idea.

Okay. Everyone thinks panic, right? That sounds just like a regular basic Russian game to me.

Yeah. Let's see. You can take the most of their skin off the off the cedar tree down here.

But before we die, it's negative 22 degrees. What else could we do to make this worse? I know.

Let's shave our hands off on this tree. Now they also find the remnants of a small, very small,

little campfire beside the bodies. So let's table all that information. Actually, no,

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