This is the 911 calls podcast with the operator and his trusty junior assistant, Mr. Lohan.

Hi, this is Molly at Westminster Police, Can I help you?

Hi, I need you to come to my house to my son once to turn himself in.

Oh, hey Luna, fancy meeting you here, yeah, sure. Yeah, it's always fancy.

Yeah, how you doing? Good. You.

Oh, you know, just steady by jerks.

Steady by jerks. Okay. What's that mean?

I don't know. My grandpa used to say it steady by jerks.

Steady by jerks. So basically, I think it means like you're kind of going down.

You know, like how trains when they move and they start all cars like kind of jam, jam, jam.

And they're all moving forward, but they're kind of reflecting off of each other because none of them

are moving up to speed yet. Oh, that's a cool. Yeah, I got one.

The guys at the pizza place I used to work with.

They'd say you asked him how he was doing. He'd say can't complain. Nobody listen.

That's so sad. But so true. And then he'd say he'd say it's a great life.

If you don't weaken, man, just don't get weak.

And then he died two years later. So of a heart attack.

They found in his house and they found that his cats had eaten him.

Yeah, he was like six eight. He was a black dude for he was a Vietnam at school teacher.

I loved him. And kill shout out, kill.

Hey, Gil, did did Gil read Camo by any chance?

It sounded like he had a real positive outlook on life.

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