Frogs Are Green & Johnny Is Confusion (FULL SHOW 5/8)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2026

⏱️ 130 minutes

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Summary

We celebrated Mother's Day by playing unheard voicemails from Klein's mom, who is constantly butt dialing him without realizing it. Shoutout to all moms who still can't figure out phones! We also heard MOMfessions, confessions from moms about times they were bad parents. Moms called in with times they ran over their kids' body parts, used their kids to dispose of dead animals, and one mom who accidentally left her kid at a Mcdonald's playplace. Comedian Bruce Bruce joined us in-studio to discuss his upcoming show in LA, his name coming up in multiple iconic rap songs, and he even came up with some questions on Black culture for a special themed Johnny Doesn't Know. Ally revealed a lot on the show this week, but none was as embarassing as her Box of Shame story about celebrating a dog's death (she can explain...) Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there!!

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.
0:05.5	You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course you can handle.
0:22.6	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport.
0:27.3	When airports smell great.
0:29.2	Da-da-da.
0:30.0	Hey, what's going on, Glen and Ali?
0:32.2	Are you ready?
0:34.2	Hello, crying and alley, you little bitch.
0:37.4	Clan and Allie, it's just okay.
0:40.8	Just don't like things about you too much.
0:43.7	Good morning, everybody.
0:45.6	Oh, sweet David Steak, did you see that?
0:48.0	Be about Clown Alley show.
0:49.7	Let's get the still shouted.
0:51.3	The show started.
0:55.1	The show started. The show started.
0:57.3	We are live in Los Angeles.
1:00.2	Three, two, one.
1:02.6	And here we go.
1:06.4	All right.
	...

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