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🗓️ 13 September 2021
⏱️ 50 minutes
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0:00.0 | A billion years ago there was nothing but space |
0:03.3 | than one of God's wet farts, |
0:04.9 | threw all the planets in place. |
0:06.4 | There were no signs of life on Mars or Venus, |
0:09.3 | but planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses. |
0:14.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
0:17.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
0:20.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses. We know everything |
0:23.7 | baby geniuses tell us something we don't know. Hello babies |
0:28.9 | welcome to baby geniuses. I'm Emily. I'm Lisa. We're a podcast that you are listening to right now. |
0:36.0 | Can you believe it? |
0:37.0 | You selected us on your podcast app and you chose to listen to this shit. |
0:42.0 | Or we started autoplaying because of some settings that you don't know how to change. |
0:47.0 | And I'm sorry, if that's the case. |
0:49.0 | I'm so sorry. |
0:51.0 | I will do my best not to ruin your day I won't. |
0:55.0 | Um |
0:56.0 | Lees is gonna do her worst my very worst. |
1:01.0 | Um welcome to the show we haven't recorded in a long time. |
1:05.0 | I know. I left town. I traveled. |
1:08.0 | Yeah, how was it? I went on a plane. |
1:12.0 | It was okay. It wasn't too bad. I was really, really nervous. I packed my luggage with some rapid COVID tests just in case and I did not need to use them. Thank God. |
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