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Does anyone celebrate weddings here?

Yes.

Yeah?

Uh, there's a couple online that's getting a lot of flak because

they got married in the metaverse.

And everybody's roasting them. They're like, ah, this is so stupid.

I think this is the future, and I think we finally found a reason for the metaverse.

I hope all weddings are in the metaverse.

Yeah, I'm sick and tired of having to go somewhere because you feel like your relationship

is a destination wedding. Your relationship is going to hell. I've got to travel for it.

I don't want to be a part of that shit. It would be so much better if I could just put

on my VR goggles at home. In fact, I really have to put them on and be like, I'm here,

then put the headset on a dog, and then it just runs around.

And then at the wedding, Trevor's just like running around. And everyone's like, wow,

he was so sociable. I mean, he was humping people's legs, but man, he was into it.

You know? Why, like, weddings is like so much work. Because it's like, the whole thing

should be in the metaverse from now on. You go there, it costs nobody money. You can

be anywhere you want to be, huh? As guests, we can also bring virtual gifts. You know

I'm saying, yeah. Then you're like, maaah, this gift is not real. Man, neither is your

love. Don't worry about my gifts. Your shit will be over soon, and then you'll forget

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