Demands Soar in U.S. Housing Market | Gavin Newsom

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 8 December 2021

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Trevor examines America's soaring house prices, Roy Wood Jr. hosts a New York City bus tour for K-pop group aespa, and Governor Gavin Newsom discusses his book "Ben & Emma's Big Hit."

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.6	BAM!
0:04.1	A trailer can only do one of three things.
0:08.4	A trailer can spoil the movie, or a trailer can hype up the movie and it doesn't meet
0:13.0	up through it.
0:14.0	Or the trailer can make it seem like the movie is going to be shit and then it's not.
0:17.6	What am I watching the trailer for?
0:19.6	You don't need a trailer for the Matrix.
0:22.6	I need a trailer for the first Matrix because I'm like, why would I just go watch a movie
0:25.9	about the Matrix?
0:26.9	I'm like a computer movie, like f***.
0:30.0	Like a movie about routers and shit like that.
0:32.4	You've got to watch a trailer for the first one.
0:34.7	But there are many movies that don't need a trailer.
0:36.5	I can't watch a trailer for the Matrix.
0:39.5	I know everything I need to know about this movie.
0:41.8	Everyone who watches the trailer, you're wasting your life as a person.
0:43.8	What are you watching a trailer for?
0:45.4	I want to know if they're going to punch.
0:46.8	I think they're going to punch, guys.
0:48.4	I want to know if they'll be guns.
0:50.0	I can guarantee you they'll be guns.
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