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Glowing Up

Frig or Frug with Jordan Firstman

Glowing Up

Glowing Up

Comedy

4.21.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Clay reintroduces the episode this week, where Esther and Caroline are joined by writer Jordan Firstman (Search Party, The Other Two) to talk all about becoming an IG sensation, which celebs are sliding into his DMs, learning how to find your own body type hot, nipple skin tones, the importance of style, porky umami breakfasts, Caroline's grocery outlet hall, and the eroticism of the mussy musk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hi, Glomys. It's Clayton. Listen, I know what you're thinking. Is this going to be an encore episode?

0:08.0

I'm going to stop you right there. The answer is, yeah, yeah, it's going to be an encore episode.

0:14.0

I love the word encore. It's very, um, I think it's French, but I'm open to being wrong about that. Listen, the dolls and I are

0:25.2

very busy right now. We've got a lot going on. And listen, you're just going to have to deal

0:31.4

with an encore episode this week. This doesn't mean that we don't love you, okay? This has nothing

0:36.3

to do with you guys. This isn't your fault.

0:40.0

But we still do want to engage with you guys. So I think that we're going to do a big Q&A special

0:48.2

and answer your most pressing questions, okay? Esther Mommy, Caroline Mommy, and Clayton Mommy still love you guys.

0:59.5

And we will be back soon, but in the meantime, this is going to be an encore episode with

1:05.0

Jordan Firstman, who some would say is the funnier, hotter, cooler, certainly richer version of me. So this is kind of,

1:14.8

this is a big opportunity for you guys to enjoy an A-list experience. How have I been? You guys,

1:23.7

thank you for asking. I've been really good. I've been busy, okay? I've been with Olivia

1:30.0

Rodrigo doing this big album rollout. Some dreams have come true. I don't know if you guys saw,

1:37.0

but Olivia has a collaboration with Sour Patch Kids. There, I said it, she does. Is this the pinnacle of my career? Yeah, it is. To have,

1:49.4

to have my work, and by work, I mean the hair that I did on the box of Sour Patch Kids,

1:54.8

anyone who listens to this podcast, you guys know that this is, this is huge for me.

2:00.8

Have I invested a lot of my own money?

2:03.8

Some would say am I losing money working with her, considering the amount of Sour Patch

2:09.0

box that I'm buying?

2:10.1

You guys, by the way, it's two pounds of Sour Patch kids.

2:14.6

That's a lot.

2:15.4

Two pounds?

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