Frig or Frug with Jordan Firstman

Glowing Up

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.2 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Clay reintroduces the episode this week, where Esther and Caroline are joined by writer Jordan Firstman (Search Party, The Other Two) to talk all about becoming an IG sensation, which celebs are sliding into his DMs, learning how to find your own body type hot, nipple skin tones, the importance of style, porky umami breakfasts, Caroline's grocery outlet hall, and the eroticism of the mussy musk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi, gloemies. It's Clayton. Listen, I know what you're thinking. Is this going to be an
0:07.1	on-core episode? I'm going to stop you right there. The answer is, yeah, yeah, it's going
0:11.4	to be an on-core episode. I love the word on-core. It's very, I think it's French, but I'm
0:20.2	open to being wrong about that. Listen, the dolls and I are very busy right now. We've got
0:27.3	a lot going on, and listen, you're just going to have to deal with an on-core episode this
0:32.5	week. This doesn't mean that we don't love you, okay? This has nothing to do with you guys.
0:37.5	This isn't your fault, but we still do want to engage with you guys. So I think that we're
0:45.2	going to do a big Q&A special and answer your most pressing questions, okay? Esther
0:54.2	Mommy, Caroline Mommy, and Clayton Mommy still love you guys. And we will be back soon, but in the
1:01.7	meantime, this is going to be an on-core episode with Jordan Firstman, who some would say is the
1:08.0	funnier, hotter, cooler, certainly richer version of me. So this is kind of, this is a big
1:16.5	opportunity for you guys to enjoy an a-list experience. How have I been? You guys, thank you for
1:24.2	asking. I've been really good. I've been busy, okay? I've been with Olivia Rodrigo doing this big
1:31.6	album roll out. Some dreams have come true. I don't know if you guys saw, but Olivia has the
1:39.0	collaboration with Sour Patch Kids. There, I said it, she does. Is this the pinnacle of my career?
1:47.2	Yeah, it is. To have my work and by work, I mean the hair that I did on the box of Sour Patch Kids.
1:54.7	Anyone who listens to this podcast, you guys know that this is huge for me. Have I invested a
2:02.2	lot of my own money? Some would say am I losing money working with her considering the amount of
2:08.4	Sour Patch Box that I'm buying? You guys, by the way, it's two pounds of Sour Patch Kids.
2:13.7	That's a lot. Two pounds? It's just a lot. Anyways, you guys, things are going good.
2:23.0	All of us are busy, but again, we still love you. Please, and I do me and please enjoy this
2:28.8	on-core episode of Glowing Up. I'm not in this one. Again, if you guys are over me, congrats.
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