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The Worst Idea Of All Time

Friendzone 99

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2020

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Tonight we gonna party like it's Friendzone 99 - CAUSE IT IS! Ya boiz have been reading like a pack of nerds and shout out to Eamonn Marra's 2000ft Above Worry Level. Also shout out to Kiera's BIG HONKING $200. And to Guy Mont-Spelling Bee and to Tim's HAPPENING live streams. And most of all... TO YOU! xo

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0:00.0

Well, it's the friend zone with Tim and Guy.

0:04.0

It's the friend zone.

0:06.0

We're gonna have a good time.

0:08.0

It's the friend zone with him and Guy,

0:12.0

because making friends is the best idea of all time.

0:18.0

Friend zone.

0:21.0

Hello and welcome to the friend zone everyone my name is Tim Bat and my name is Guy Montgomery and we are friends

0:31.1

Yeah, we're friends Tim and myself and anyone who's listening We are friends. friends.

0:33.0

Tim and myself and anyone who's listening, you qualify.

0:37.0

Tim, I was just down the grocery store.

0:40.0

Can you see birds?

0:42.0

No, my computer is set up in front of a wall. Oh yep. I can I mostly see the wall

0:48.3

But I was down the local grocery store here in New Zealand at the time of recording. This is our last day of

0:54.8

lockdown in effect and I'm just excited to report that I saw a run-in happen between

1:09.6

a woman and a couple, a man and a woman who obviously hadn't seen each other for many weeks, and they saw each other, and it was so familiar. It sort of predates COVID-19. There was like a

1:17.8

mutual recognition, more enthusiasm from the couple than the young woman and they said oh wow hi nice to see you and I

1:25.5

watched like this very dreary sort of catch-up conversation take place and then for the first time

1:30.5

in a long time in about two months I heard someone say to two people she

1:35.2

visibly did not want to catch up with wow I mean we'll have to catch up properly

1:42.0

again soon now that we can. And I was like, life finds away.

1:48.0

Guy, that's disgusting that you watched that happen. That was a person or three people depending on how everyone truly did feel about it,

1:58.7

just trying to navigate their way through the social niceties of seeing people after an absence and it's the dance we do.

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