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The Worst Idea Of All Time

Ep06: Dingo and Guy, The Moustachioed Captain of the Airwaves

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2020

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Tim and Guy ponder what would have happened if they had never stopped watching Grown Ups 2. Tim and Guy have a heated debate about whether Home Alone 3 is a feminist text or not. Is Brady going to team up with Brady the Rat King? And how WELL is a donkey doing to have sex with horse?! Also, Tim introduces Stuck With Stuckey.

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0:00.0

And then my son,

0:01.0

Procreate?

0:02.0

Now we're talking.

0:04.0

So a moor.

0:05.0

Can read to my school.

0:10.0

Procreate?

0:12.0

Now we're fucking talking. So a mule is the product of a donkey and a horse, I'm pretty sure.

0:18.7

And they seem...

0:19.7

They seem...

0:21.7

They... How fucking well is their donkey dog?

0:28.0

Hello and welcome to the worst idea of all time emergency season.

0:32.0

It's time to start your rockin day with Tim

0:36.1

the Dingo and Guy the moustacheo Captain of the Air Waves. Guy can you hear me?

0:42.2

Absolutely Tim I genuinely don't have the energy to engage in your morning radio horseplay,

0:48.0

but fuck I love the offer and I'm really sorry I couldn't meet you halfway.

0:51.0

Sometimes it's a funny old thing because you go into the record so tired.

0:56.7

You don't think you've got any guess in the tank,

0:58.6

but that just puts you in the silliest mood of all.

1:00.7

And all of a sudden, you open your mouth and this comes out.

1:04.0

I'm excited to be in your company, Dingo.

1:06.6

Tell me, what have you been doing to occupy the last hour and 45 minutes of your life?

1:11.0

I drank three beers and that was enough to make me so

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