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The Worst Idea Of All Time

Friendzone 137

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2021

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

The fellaz are not only in the Friendzone but also, locked down in their homes. Guy is pretty unhappy about this. Tim is also unhappy but simply because he cannot find fireworks to buy and explode. The boiz are introduced to a muppet porno, the brilliantly titled Let My Puppets Come and friend, Euan, is responsible for a two hour audio play about Sonic the Hedgehog, featuring cameos from your beloved Timbo and GuyGuy. Also - outrage from America that the pair have never mentioned that Christchurch/NZ has a WIZARD.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to the friends on, in the friends on, you're always on, in the friends on, you're not alone, any time, with Tim and God.

0:19.0

Dude, I'm gonna foul mood, and you and the listeners are gonna bear the brunt of it.

0:24.0

What's going on, Monty?

0:27.0

I just, my mic's, I've broken my thing as well, so...

0:32.0

I'll do this and you regale me with, um, towers of your mood, your foul mood.

0:37.0

I'm just over it.

0:40.0

The lockdown.

0:42.0

I think this pandemic is boring.

0:45.0

This lockdown's the hardest thing going right now.

0:48.0

It's gotta be said, it's a privilege to find a pandemic boring, but that's where I'm at with it.

0:54.0

I'm just over it.

0:59.0

I don't like what's happening, where we used to be the ones who are celebrating in the streets,

1:11.0

maskless, restrictionless, and then now I just, all I do is, I'm just in or around my house.

1:22.0

Oh, old Kiwi boy, getting a taste of his own medicine.

1:25.0

You think the good side of the medicine, it would taste good, but it doesn't, I hate it.

1:29.0

Well, well, well.

1:32.0

Look who's come right round to the sensible way of thinking with me and the rest of the Joe Rogan experience community

1:39.0

demanding that we reopen services and just get everyone exposed to this flu.

1:46.0

Really, when you think about it, isn't it?

1:48.0

It's just a flu.

1:50.0

As Joe Rogan's saying that about the world or about New Zealand.

1:53.0

Who fucking knows?

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