Friendzone 134
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 8 October 2021
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
In this Friendzone, we've got a long, late night audio message from Oslo, Norway asking the boiz whether or not they think a listener needs professional help to get them through their sleepless nights and constant ruminations on Worst films. Alumni from the iconic LMU write in to thank Tim and Guy for filling the sociable, stoned void left from a world in lockdown and a parent/fellow Norm fan talks exclusively to Guy about the comedic legacy of Mr Macdonald.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the friends on in the friends on in the friends on in the friends are not alone any time with Tim and God. |
| 0:19.0 | Hello everyone and by everyone I mean Tim. |
| 0:24.0 | It's me. It's me. I like it. I like it. It's me through an exhale suggests a man who is here but there's something just beneath the surface that we don't know about. |
| 0:36.0 | I smacked my head on a branch. I haven't done that in years. I walked into a tree. |
| 0:41.0 | Can I ask you a very important question like an hour ago? Were you wearing a hat? No. |
| 0:48.0 | Oh man. Well you've got no one to blame but yourself. Sometimes wearing a hat is I seem to be saying because it adds like that extra couple inches on the front that you don't generally account for with your body. |
| 1:00.0 | I've had two major head bangs that drew blood significant blood in one instance from wearing a hat. |
| 1:09.0 | Was it from wearing a hat or was it from being gone Montgomery versus a tree? |
| 1:15.0 | It was because I what I did is I strapped knives to the hat. So it was from wearing the actual hat. |
| 1:23.0 | No it was for me being myself. I had no hold on let's pursue this. |
| 1:27.0 | I can't wait. It was in the heart of Australia and he remembered a flashback as boy when he had seen those old jokers sitting out on porches overlooking their vast Australian states. |
| 1:43.0 | They're probably taken from some indigenous people at some point in their wearing those hats with corks on them to brush the flies away. |
| 1:52.0 | But guy was like flies out the problem in Australia. Those big poisonous spiders are and you know what's more powerful than a cork? |
| 1:59.0 | Heaps of knives. Do you know why it's occupation? |
| 2:02.0 | That was an unexpected by the real reason I taped all these little knives to my hats was I was tired of putting whole pieces of fruit up to my mouth. |
| 2:12.0 | And having to eat fruit whole and I thought there's got to be a way that I can slice this fruit hands free on the way to my mouth. |
| 2:21.0 | So it maintains all of the freshness of an unpeeled or unopened fruit for as long as possible. |
| 2:28.0 | So yeah. |
| 2:30.0 | That's crazy to think about that is the freshest fruit you could get the freshest sliced fruit is by putting knives on a hat just in front of your mouth. |
| 2:39.0 | You better believe it and you know how to get even fresher than that. |
| 2:43.0 | Nature's knives aka your teeth. |
| 2:46.0 | Oh so you'd think but I'm not going to remove my teeth and put them onto a hat. |
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