41: Emmanuelle and The Horny Ghosts
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 7 October 2021
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
The beginning of this episode is lost to the sands of time but once the recorder started working Tim and Guy spent as long as humanly possible putting off talking about Emmanuelle Through Time: Emmanuelle's Supernatural Sexual Activity, as they both down a strong beer that Guy has bought each of them. It is revealed the fellaz have been cheating on the podcast by watching something called... good movies? Monty's also spent a lot of time looking up former All Blacks great Andrew Mehrtens on Wikipedia to find out if he's a father leading to speculation about how best to impose an overwhelming amount of pressure on Tim's new born son, Remy to be excellent at something.
After thirty minutes, they finally get to talking turkey (porno) and agree that this film is an ABSOLUTE HIGHLIGHT of not just Emmanuelle Through Time but the entire Emmanuelle franchise so far. It is set in an astral plane possessed by all manner of overwhelmingly horny ghosts. The clarity of storytelling, comedic beats, accuracy of parody and horny sex scenes make for a very satisfying experience. George stops to cast a verdict on the latest Bond film and announce he is suing Walt Disney over the concept of merchandise.
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| 0:00.0 | Music |
| 0:28.0 | So I might have been able to recover a bad quality of the audio from what just happened there, but my recorder stopped recording and I didn't notice for a little while, but we were having a very good conversation about age. |
| 0:44.0 | Yeah, do you have it and you just start the whole episode again? |
| 0:48.0 | No, okay, absolutely not, but we move swiftly along to a beautiful gift that got Montgomery before we get to the gift I'd one other question. |
| 1:00.0 | Oh, yes, sorry. |
| 1:02.0 | Well, you say that we watch these movies and discuss them to punish ourselves. |
| 1:08.0 | I did say that in a version of the stat, which may or may not have played in this episode. |
| 1:14.0 | See, I'm having a real trouble understanding that you've provided perfect context. |
| 1:19.0 | Continue with the question. |
| 1:21.0 | Okay, so the people listening, you just take your medicine. |
| 1:24.0 | It arrives as it is and that's the worst idea experience. |
| 1:29.0 | Fuck you. |
| 1:30.0 | So what was your question guy? |
| 1:33.0 | I was about the way that you framed the podcast. |
| 1:38.0 | Oh, yep, yep, yep, yep. |
| 1:40.0 | It came on the heels of you saying that we're in our early to mid 30s. |
| 1:45.0 | And when you ran the two together while we sit here in our roughly 50th day of a pretty thick, girthy, state mandated health conscious lockdown. |
| 2:00.0 | It's about getting skinny, getting trim. |
| 2:03.0 | That's right. |
| 2:04.0 | Our Prime Minister has told us all to go into our houses until we meet a certain BMI and three-should. |
| 2:11.0 | And then we're all allowed out to go to our biggest summer music festival, rhythm and finest. |
| 2:17.0 | We've all collectively been shredding for R&D. |
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